Who Attacked Toni Storm? Theory Four: The Outsider

-a work of fiction by Kaye Fabe, photos courtesy of All Elite Wrestling

Why did I attack Toni Storm? 

Who the hell is Toni Storm? A pro wrestler? Not impressed. She couldn't last five minutes with me. As a matter of fact, at Revolution, she didn't last two minutes with me. Marina didn't get the job done, but that must have been a fluke as my friend couldn't lose to someone like you. 

See I have fought real fights. Mixed Martial Arts. Against real women. Not actresses like you. Athletes, not actresses. Wrestling is a business. Not a motion picture, Toni. 

I popped up once and we left you laying in the ring. Turns out, I can leave you laying anywhere.

And that's why I took her out. 

-Ronda Rousey

Who Attacked Toni Storm? Theory Three: The Fallout

-a work of fiction by Kaye Fabe, photos courtesy of All Elite Wrestling

Why did I attack Toni Storm? 

Toni, Toni, Toni. You little bitch. You were hot shit around here until the Toxic One showed up! Now I am the one winning matches. I am the one they give the microphone to. You look like you're from the past, Toni, and that's where you should stay!

I am the present and the future of AEW! The Sisters of Sin and I will hold all the gold in the women's division soon. But until then, I'll just keep this nice, shiny, AEW World Championship warm. You remember this belt, don't you, Toni? You used to have it. Not anymore. Not ever again.

You like gossip, yes, Toni? Here's some Hollywood gossip for you: read online. Tony Khan was about to start a feud between us. 

That's not happening. I don't deal with little bitches. So I eliminated the problem. You were the problem.

And that's why I took her out. 

-Thekla

Who Attacked Toni Storm? Theory Two: The Ultimate Villain

-a work of fiction by Kaye Fabe, photos courtesy of All Elite Wrestling

Why did I attack Toni Storm? 

It's easy! She's scum. 

She isn't on my level! I was more successful than her in the WWE! I was more successful than her around the world! I was the belt collector! The C-E-O! The star of the show!

While Toni has been running around pretending to be stuck in the 1920s, I joined AEW to bring it into the 2020s! And guess what? All In was a success. PPVs have been a success. TV ratings are up. I'm the star of the show. NOT YOU, TONI! 

But, you know, if I'm being honest. I don't WANT to face you again. Check my match results from my time in AEW. There is one name on the list of people I haven't beaten. 

Toni Storm. 

0-1. 

You see, Toni. It's easier to just go around you than through you. Much easier, in fact. 

And that's why I took her out. 

-Mercedes Mone

Who Attacked Toni Storm? Theory One: The Partner

-a work of fiction by Kaye Fabe, photos courtesy of All Elite Wrestling

Why did I attack Toni Storm? 

That's the question everyone wants to know. Imagine joining All Elite Wrestling full-time, aligning yourself with Toni Storm and then being spurned. Not by Toni herself. 

But spurned by success. 

Since I joined Toni, we lost it all. Tag matches. Blood and Guts. The Women's Tag Championship Tournament. I even lost singles matches. I thought aligning myself with her was a smart move, but my win/loss record says otherwise. 

So I removed her for a while. 

And you can't argue with the results. I've won singles matches. Trios matches with the Birds. I'm in title matches with Thekla. I'm forging my own path. 

We've all had enough of Toni over the last two years. 

Since she has been out, I have been in. 

And that's why I took her out. 

-Mina Shirakawa